Pretty Shit Candle cancer That’s why you prefer to

That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection

I looooove working out

Apple of Your Eye Scented

I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach

Hide your husbands (and sons)

Pretty Shit Candle cancer That’s why you prefer toFlower Fetish Scented For when life isnt perfect, but at least it smells like it. This collection of floral candles pairs pretty wallpaper labels with dead on truthsbecause sometimes you want petals, and sometimes you want punchlines. Light one up when youre manifesting naps, eye rolling at overachievers, hiding evidence, or just sweating through lifes romantic era. Its flowers without the allergies.