secret handshake / An inside joke vanity plate / A sparkly pantsuit / A wheezing laugh / Fried chicken on a waffle / Be exactly what you thought you weren’t allowed to be / Be it big / With no end in sight / And put your whole butt into it / Make no sense and / Make no apologies / Pop out of your life every day like it’s a giant cake / We don’t need you to play it cool / We don’t need you to dial it back / We’re just so happy you’re here
that people feel uncomfortable
deserves the warm sun on her soft legs
So take this as a reminder—flashing on the screen in yellows and reds—
Let the sorrow of it all sink deep into your bones / but don’t forget to finish the laundry / and water the lawn / and dry your eyes / Dream up a five year plan for your small business / while picturing your baby doing a lockdown drill in his kindergarten classroom / Discover new music / and laugh at new jokes / and let creativity drip from each of your fingertips / but be mindful that you have neighbors who are starving and dying and fighting for the most basic of freedoms / Look up how much protein you should be eating and also what to do if you’re in public with an active shooter / Get your moles checked / get your head checked / get a mammogram / and a grip / and the new thriller book everyone’s talking about on TikTok / but please
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