Pencils for Lefties water that’s probably gonna be pretty

that’s probably gonna be pretty often

Fragrance: Potting Soil

Its bare-naked glory fills every room with a sparkling aura of sensuality

I Should Go Back to School

Always Hilarious Lip Balm

Pencils for Lefties water that’s probably gonna be prettyYou're Weird. No, but seriously. Can you just suck it up and start using your right hand like everyone else in the developed world? Youre making us look bad with all your creativity and success. Its like youre part of a secret club we can never join. And frankly, the rest of us have the right to feel left out. See what I did there? Thats the best thing a right hander can come up with. We need you weirdos. Pencils: The Real Right Side Up Smudge This!