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Smells like societal collapse
"Are you so vain you think this candle is about you
Open-Minded
your crush
not brunch
Happiness Hidden Fortune Candles millennials Smells like societal collapseJust like a real fortune cookie, the fortune is a complete surprise! We love Chinese food and all, but honestly the best part is the fortune cookie. And since Veggie Lo Mein is now off limitsAtkins, manwe had the boys in the lab cook these babies up instead. Through the ancient science of heat and light, your fortune will appear as the candle burns. Confucius said, Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness. Smart guy. Closeout. Sold as
