Original Cabinet Card - CC037 Calfshire County Buntings Alien Miss Dorabelle Tootle of Calfshire

Miss Dorabelle Tootle of Calfshire County was born under a blood moon

This portrait was taken on the eve of the Entomological Cotillion

Despite her infernal features

but when they did

Theodore Bunting of no particular repute—was a lifelong admirer of Dorabelle’s strength

Original Cabinet Card - CC037 Calfshire County Buntings Alien Miss Dorabelle Tootle of CalfshireMiss Dorabelle Tootle of Calfshire County was born under a blood moon, raised on root vegetables, and destined for greatness from the hips down. With legs forged by mystery and quadriceps that defied all known textiles, Dorabelle was more than a ladyshe was a landmark. Doctors were baffled. Dressmakers were terrified. Marble sculptors wept openly in her presence. And yet, Dorabelle never once considered her legs an inconvenience. One must be grounded,