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Don’t just drink your coffee—make it a playful statement
Start your day with a smile and a reminder to release what weighs you down
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You're not sure what exactly to give a philosopher
Perfect for reminding fellow intellectuals that their material Christmas trees are merely shadows of the perfect tree in the realm of forms
Cogito Ergo Sum - Ugly Xmas Sweater - Sweatshirt Size:2XL Don’t just drink your coffee—makeProve your existence through the undeniable reality of wearing an intentionally terrible holiday garment. Perfect for anyone who thinks ugly sweater parties need more rationalist philosophy and Latin phrases. Descartes would question everything except this design choice.
