A Candle for Gettin' Lit boyfriend And hide your rich girlfriends

And hide your rich girlfriends

I'm kidding

Real men have curves

Fragrance: Cracklin' Firewood

I've Been Abducted By Aliens

A Candle for Gettin' Lit boyfriend And hide your rich girlfriendsWait, what's today? Oh, hahaha. Like I care. What're we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we're in business! The lunch business, I mean. I do have to get back by 3 for a video conference on "User Engagement Post Snapchat." Whatever that means. I'll be sending snaps of my spiked can of Pamplemousse and low key eye rolling the whole time. It'll be lit!