A Candle for Besties gin Musk Melon Spritzer Scented

Musk Melon Spritzer Scented

I could be eating frozen pizza rolls right out of the bag in someone else's tricked-out kitchen right now if only I'd played my cards right

Okay moms are where you want to live: sippy cup wine

except that this Friday is happy hour at my fave biker joint uptown

And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram

A Candle for Besties gin Musk Melon Spritzer ScentedLet's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. Grape Hard Seltzer Scented Fragrance: Mt. Dew, Muscadine