Pencils for Happy Hour tap water I'm Just Resting My Eyes

I'm Just Resting My Eyes

and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds

Firecracker

I Just Realized I Don't Even Like Kids

“Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness

Pencils for Happy Hour tap water I'm Just Resting My EyesPour Me Another, Please. Ahhh, its finally that magical time of the day again: when you can put all your office woes aside and crack open a cold one. Or twelve. Heres to another chance to find the answers to lifes questions at the bottom of a bottle. So what if its only 10 AM, who says happy hour has to start at five, anyway? Just dont tell Brent from HR, okay? Pencils: A Guy Walks into a Bar Emergency Stir Stick Powered by: Vodka Don't Talk to Me