Alter Ego Series 8: Sage Moth New Squishable Specs: 6(w) x 6(d) x

Specs: 6(w) x 6(d) x 7(h) inches

they eat garbage off the sidewalk and use your windshield as a port-o-potty

But surely a star of the silent film era could have slipped on a squishy orange or stumbled over one of those stuffed grape leaves you get at a Greek restaurant

an actual child

he's still just a lil guy

Alter Ego Series 8: Sage Moth New Squishable Specs: 6(w) x 6(d) xOh venerable moth, channel the power of nature and let me receive your wisdom! Shower it on me like drops of dew on the early morning moss! Bestow it upon me as the young sapling, straining through dark branches for the sun! Let me bask in your knowledge like the forest breeze, dancing over the toadstool! No? Absolutely not? Oh. Alrighty then. Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a