Pencils for Midlife Crisis root beer float Dad Bods are officially in

Dad Bods are officially in and 21-year-olds are officially into you

Don't know what to get Mom

Fragrance: Bergamot

I would do it 24/7

I'm never drinking again

Pencils for Midlife Crisis root beer float Dad Bods are officially inWho Says Existential Dread Can't Be Fun? Congratulations, youve made it to middle age! All those years of being financially responsible means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, youve earned it, after all. At least thats what youre going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp. Pencils: I Should Go Back to School Signed Up for Banjo