The Mossad Stole My Shoe Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt golda Israelis—especially in the south—have lived

Israelis—especially in the south—have lived under a constant rain of rockets

Dishwasher safe (Golda would approve)

and she sure didn’t waste time

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (holds shape under interrogation)

Featuring our lounging Zionist sheep proudly waving the flag

The Mossad Stole My Shoe Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt golda Israelis—especially in the south—have livedYes, the rumors are true. We have a shoe stealing division. Consider this shirt your receipt. Perfect for victims of covert footwear ops or anyone who wants to get ahead of the next operation. Soft, durable, and built for long missions (or long walks home with only one shoe). Details (intel for agents): 100% ringspun cotton (smooth, not scratchy) 4. 5 oz (153 g m) weight Pre shrunk (wont betray you in the wash) Shoulder to shoulder taping (holds shape