TPCi would have needed to pretend it's 1999 to localize the card today, although they already practiced that for cards like Greninja LV.X in Celebrations
Unsleeve your cards first
Its surprisingly good in certain Affinity decks
We want cards that make sense. While thats the starting point, he also says they dont want to spend a lot of time and energy putting gorgeous, amazing art on cards that we dont think anyone would ever want to do anything with, meaning playability is also a factor to some degree
Trample.Ochre Jelly enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.Split When Ochre Jelly dies, if it had two or more +1/+1 counters on it, create a token thats a copy of it at the beginning of the next end step
From there, if you're not comfortable playing a deck with so few traditional offensive options, you can opt to take copies of a disruptive low-cost creature like Deep-Cavern Bat or something with surveil and card draw potential, such as Faerie Dreamthief.