Once per turn, if this card inflicts damage to your opponent, add one "Maiden Saint" Spell card or one "The Forgiving Maiden" or "Darklord Marie" from your Deck to your hand." St
Modern fake cards can look very real, so visual inspection alone is risky
Alternate ways to slip early extra damage in include Ancient Cellarspawn and Mai, Scornful Striker
The attrition might not be quite as robust, but between Tallowisp, Thief of Hope, Lingering Souls, and Moorland Haunt, youre prepared to play an attrition game
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Dennick, Pious Apprentice was perhaps the most played Disturb card in Standard, showing up in midrange decks like Esper Raffine for its cheap mana cost, solid abilities, and its potential to come back as a flying threat later in the game