On the contrary, you will see a couple of copies like Dimir, Esper, and Grixis, where she will serve as a reliable "superfriend"
In other words: Clues are very good when you get them for free as part of doing something else (attacking with Azula, On the Hunt, playing lands with Tireless Tracker, casting creatures under Lonis, Cryptozoologist), and there are tons of cards that have synergy with tokens, artifacts, or sacrifice
See, we very seldom (I won't say never because that would be a lie) make real-world pop-culture references in flavor text, so when I suggested this text as a joke I didn't expect it to make it to print
I've got plans already brewing to put together a Commander deck around Golbez, Crystal Collector, filling up my board with treasure and food token generation via cards like Nuka-Cola Vending Machine, Academy Manufactor, Currency Converter, and more
A HUGE, much-desired, long-awaited choice
She also gains life and draws cards, actively rewarding you and harming your opponents for playing out our pillows