Basically, what I did here was invent a completely new type of terrible shuffle, and point out that performing a pile shuffle followed by my new terrible shuffle is better than just doing my new terrible shuffle on its own
Take Izzet Charm as a good example, which is a two-drop
While the monsters were summoning aren't the best, our ability to both put them onto the board, and recur them after destruction, is nearly outmatched
The chances of your moves having no effect whatsoever are slim and are tied to certain types like Normal and Fighting against Ghost types, Electric against ground types, and Dragon against Fairy types, for example
Pikachu Illustrator also has some added prestige, since it was illustrated by artist Atsuko Nishida
I should have stuck to my guns and played something that was actually powerful as opposed to a deck that was imagined to be well positioned in an imagined metagame