Try a different table, partner, and hope that its not got one of those pirate types like the tables at the last place
I hate to be constantly coming down on the side of "generically good", but until we're giving out points for somehow making skinless, multi-legged critters cute and functional, I think this one has to go to Soul-Guide LanternSoul-Guide Lantern and artifacts
Sell2BBNovelties Although their rates are lower than competitors, Sell2BBNovelties is one of the simplest ways to get rid of a ton of Pokmon cards quickly
At this point players, in play order, assess their hand and decide whether they want to mulligan any of the cards they have
As such Mystic Confluence is generally on par with the cube power level of cost to return (assuming you don't have to repeatedly Mana Leak the same target)
With my pirate ship, pirate treasure, and pirate crew repossessed, Ive had to give up my buccaneer lifestyle