Im sure this will be yet another weird Commander buildaround, but I think Niv-Mizzet, Guildpact mostly wants to hang out in the graveyard waiting to get pulled along by your Lazav, Wearer of Faces, like Weekend at Bernies 2: Guildpact Edition
It's a one-sided fog that generates Spider tokens, which protects your life total and builds out your board
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Nothing else is needed, no mana, no discards, just a simple tap
TV Reporters are always female, while their cameraman counterparts are always male, making this artwork the sole depiction, unlike Welders, which featured multiple designs
Both sides of this MDFC have the same commander tax though, so dont go trigger happy with the front side of Valki, God of Lies