A sure include in white EDH decks built around ETB creatures
#14 Hysterical Blindness The panic is amusing, but the real fun comes when the spell passes and the villagers start looking for a scapegoat. Ludevic, necro-alchemist A hilarious quip from Ludevic here is made even funnier by his parting jab at the nature of humanity
And to think I just gave you that same thrill, free of charge
In fact, defense is the name of the game overall, as Bedrock Tortoise grants hexproof to all of your creatures for as long as its your turn
This can either be used to protect your characters while they quest or to take some favorable trades against your opponent's characters without having to banish your own characters in the process
His ability to prevent opponents from casting spells at instant speed shuts down many strategies, while his ability to bounce permanents and draw cards makes him a powerful advantage engine