first gen pokemon booster box Jungle 1st Edition who can argue with that Pokémon Base Set Booster Pack

This kind of gives me Sparring Regimen vibes, between the +1/+1 counter effect and all the extra value

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C Common Wall of Illusion X DARK Level 4 [ FiendEffect ] ATK 1000 DEF 1850 If this card is attacked by a monster, after damage calculation: Return that monster to the hand

In case you're unaware, this creature card, originally from Eldritch Moon, is a fat 0/13 defender, and you can tap it to swap its toughness with an opponent's life total

Its the kind of card you double-take on when flipping through your bindergritty, grounded, and undeniably cool

Theres a lot Id like to say about Silverquill College (paragons of style, really?), but weve agreed to put up with them if theyll teach us how to summon inklings