I also added the mana pool emptying to it, based on @Zaga's
People seem to have a soft spot for Hazezon Tamar, Xira Arien, and Rasputin Dreamweaver
You might have heard of the expression Brainstorm-locked it means you Brainstorm and you put back two bad cards but then you dont have a way to get rid of them, so you just have to draw bad cards in two consecutive turns and, while that can feel pretty bad, its not really a thing because other cards wouldnt deal with this problem either
Wheel of Fortune 8/10 Speaking of affinities ability to dump its hand quickly we have this little gem as an option
Level One, "Strategies" Turn One : Shock (18) Turn Two : Ash Zealot, attack (16) Turn Three : Toil & Trouble for 7 (9), attack with Ash Zealot (7) Turn Four : Attack with Ash Zealot (5), Boros Charm (1), Skullcrack [for good measure] (-2) A Red-White Burn deck, la Watanabe's Beijing semifinals and finals opponents, could theoretically end games of Magic fairly quickly
This cant function as graveyard hate, but its hard to consider a better way to shuffle your graveyard into the library