My favorite book, A Whack on the Side of the Head by Roger von Oech, is the book on creativity that did the most to steer me towards some answers
Bonehoard 4 Artifact Equipment Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, put a 0/0 black Germ creature token onto the battlefield, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the number of creature cards in all graveyards
This is not an accidental blemish though
Burned A Burned Pokemon will receive two damage counters during the Pokemon Checkup
Ixalans special box-topper artifacts and enchantments that transform into lands (illustrated as portions of a map!) are perfect for the aesthetic of this deck, so well have to make use of at least some of them
Shop "Creature Caravan" compatible card sleeves at Sleeve Kings including 8809 x 2 to ensure all your Creature Caravan cards are protected