mtg veloci-ramp-tor commander deck Lost Caverns of Ixalan – Tabernacle Games card Collector Booster Sample Pack (contains 2 alt The Lost Caverns Of Ixalan

Many of their cards give their characters Bodyguard , stop yours from readying, or reduce your strength

That's still wrong

Hazel's Brewmaster reminds me of Deathbonnet Sprout / Deathbonnet Hulks back side, though its an attack trigger that makes Food tokens instead of an upkeep trigger

If more than one source deals damage to you at once, prevent the damage from each of them and put that many incarnation counters on Nine Lives, even if this causes more than nine incarnation counters to be on Nine Lives

Since it's ETB, you can flicker/recur it after your last land arrives, and grab another five set

If youre just playing with friends, hopefully you feel like you can use playtest cards in order to round out your deck