A Guide to Midwestern Conversation -- Taylor Kay Phillips, Hardcover Children's All Ages - Plays / Drama Kids will love reading the

Kids will love reading the funny rhyme that warns of the dangers of touching a dinosaur - and then ignoring the advice

And although the harsh disciplining of adolescent behavior has been called out as part of a school-to-prison pipeline

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Author: Emily Bird

A Guide to Midwestern Conversation -- Taylor Kay Phillips, Hardcover Children's All Ages - Plays / Drama Kids will love reading theLearn (and love) the language of the landlocked in this bitingly funny illustrated guide to the common phrases and sentiments of the American Heartland, from the author of the McSweeney's series "A Guide to Midwestern Conversation." If you end an evening by slapping your thighs and saying, "Welp, I'll go ahead and get outta your hair," then you don't need this guide, but you sure as heck might like it. Full of common Midwestern phrases (and what they