So Sorry My Existence Inconfuckingvenienced You dont care and enough green energy to

and enough green energy to make a dispensary employee nod approvingly

professional smartasses

Wear it as a warning label

we're equal-opportunity shit givers

😵‍💫 Simple

So Sorry My Existence Inconfuckingvenienced You dont care and enough green energy toDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some people go through life acting as though the rest of humanity exists solely to stay out of their way. The wrong cashier. The wrong parking spot. The wrong line at the grocery store. The wrong person breathing oxygen in their general vicinity. Every tiny inconvenience becomes a personal insult requiring commentary, judgment, and at least one dramatic sigh. This shirt is for those people. Specifically,