Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Data Master Beleren's trust has bought

Master Beleren's trust has bought an eternity of my loyalty

Set: Double Masters Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} You may have Sculpting Steel enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield

Set: Commander 2020 Type: Creature — Ooze Rarity: Rare Cost: {G}{G}{G} Indestructible

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Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Data Master Beleren's trust has boughtSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .