Ready or Not -- Cara Bastone, Paperback banned-ready Their house is dark and

Their house is dark and quiet

but downright dangerous at times

the only female ruler of the Assyrian Empire

and savaging after dark

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Ready or Not -- Cara Bastone, Paperback banned-ready Their house is dark andA surprise pregnancy leads to even more life changing revelations in this "absolutely buoyant read" (Elle). "Bastone delivers on this truly heartwarming, funny, and real story. Come for the dog bar, stay for the special, slow burn romcom." Abby Jimenez, New York Times bestselling author A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR: The Washington Post, NPR, Elle Eve Hatch lives for surprises! Just kidding. She expects every tomorrow to be pretty much the same as today.