The Only Way to Satisfy All the People Living in My Head Size:XL This one just tells the

This one just tells the truth about where it goes

This shirt takes a dark jab at a system that somehow always finds money for standardized testing but keeps forgetting the “safe and functional” part

it's guaranteed to get a second look from fellow adventurers

and anyone whose front porch sees more deliveries than the local post office

and independent thought over borrowed certainty

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