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Wavy strata of molten lava orange and electric azure ripple horizontally (resembling a neon nebula or ultraviolet oil slick) alongside flashes of acidic lime green and plasma violet

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Captures the exact mid-2010s surrealist meme evolution where crude stick figures met photorealistic collage work

Wearing this proves you understand the anti-capitalist irony wrapped in nostalgic pastels (and you're raising a culturally literate mini-human)

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