Are You A Beaver - Cuz Damn! Size:M Perfect for people who appreciate

Perfect for people who appreciate blunt humor

This shirt takes a dark jab at a system that somehow always finds money for standardized testing but keeps forgetting the “safe and functional” part

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and independent thought over borrowed certainty

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Are You A Beaver - Cuz Damn! Size:M Perfect for people who appreciateDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Sometimes romance is poetry. Sometimes it's candlelight, heartfelt compliments, and long walks at sunset. And sometimes it's a beaver in sunglasses holding a beer and a cigar asking the kind of question that gets you either a phone number or a drink thrown in your face. Equal parts pickup line, bad decision, and confidence bordering on recklessness, this shirt is for people who appreciate humor that lives