Ovinize [Planar Chaos] Demon Primarch if you prefer

if you prefer

Set: Modern Horizons 3 Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {X}{R} Destroy each artifact with mana value X or less

Equip commander 3

Set: Commander 2011 Oversized Type: Legendary Creature — Elemental Rarity: Mythic Cost: {G}{U}{R} Protection from white and from black

Statistically mind-staggering as it might seem

Ovinize [Planar Chaos] Demon Primarch if you preferSet: Planar Chaos Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{U} Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 0 1. "You wish for me to cow your enemies? I can do better than that . . . ." Teferi, second level student