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Texas Hedge Trimmer Massacre lemming shirt Perfect for smartasses

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Perfect for smartasses

and intentional

And certainly without being reminded every six months by the same person who keeps bringing it up

critical thinkers

and knowing exactly how to stop a man mid-sentence — just by standing still

Texas Hedge Trimmer Massacre lemming shirt Perfect for smartassesDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Every neighborhood has one. The guy who wakes up at 7: 03 on a Saturday morning, straps on white New Balance shoes, fires up every gas powered tool he owns, and declares war on a shrub that was minding its own business. This shirt celebrates that suburban legend. Featuring a hedge trimmer wielding weekend warrior rocking his yard equipment like a heavy metal guitar, this design asks an important question:

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