At 257 to a pound, one thousand magic cards weighs roughly 3.9 lbs, and you can figure that three thousand will weigh just about twelve pounds
Also, all that said, a good chance you go all game with this doing absolutely nothing
Crown of Gondor will often offer a massive stats boost in a deck that is this good at going wide, and it becomes very cheap to Equip if youre the monarch
You need to see into the future, and that dictates what your best lines will be
The other ability, which you can access if you make four land drops after playing it, just gives you a slightly better Bristly Bill, Spiny Sower trigger
His Burning Chains ability says "When the chosen player loses the game, you win the game." But, like...that's what happens already in a 1v1 game when your opponent loses