They wouldn't appreciate that at all
Raging Regisaur 1 This would have been a really impressive creature a decade or so ago
Name: Marowak BREAK - 79/162 Set: XY BREAKthrough
This two-drop 0/1 flying Bird Pirate cannot block, and then when you deal combat damage to a foe with a Pirate, you explore here once for all of the damage dealt, and then that's just once per combat step unless you have one with double strike or at least two dorks one with first strike and one without
Blue (U) seeks perfection through knowledge, and represents logic, caution, and deceit
Brawl Not Legal Vintage Legal Timeless Not Legal Commander Legal Pauper Not Legal Oathbreaker Legal Penny Not Legal Toolbox Notes and Rules Information for Copy Artifact: The copy is both an artifact and an enchantment, so it is an artifact-enchantment (perhaps even an artifact-creature-enchantment)