and Track Shoes while Chain Smoking
If the gift was promised, all permanents you control phase out, and until your next turn, your life total cant change and you gain protection from everything
Xerex Squires power and toughness become equal to that number, rounded up, until end of turn
Then you can also ping things to finish things off, kill smaller toughness things like Esper Sentinel and Soul Warden and Birds of Paradise, and loads more
Could've also gone with the Ghost background, but w/e
Once "Dark Necrofear" is on the owner's field as a monster, if it was in the owner's Graveyard during the End Phase after it have been destroyed this turn (either by battle or card effect) while still acting as the owner's possession, it can target the opponent's monster and equip itself to the targeted monster