What if the deck never played permanents
Eevee is unique because it can evolve into various different types of Pokemon like Jolteon or Umbreon depending on what type of stone you use on it
It's one of those nonsensical nursery rhymes, but M:TG has made the Cheese into this exaggerated shape with a ridiculous grinning face and huge cheeks and huge chunky muscular arms that look like they're transplanted from a superhero toy
My Relentless Dead gets zapped for two and alas, the poor, soulless thing is going to the graveyard
The card draw clause pretty much guarantees that youll never run out of auras to play (assuming youre building your deck with lots of them), and the +2/+2 clause means that youll have a giant creature to attack your opponent with
These are best used as soon as possible, as the early they're used, the more cards they will wind up milling