The big error that both include is Stitch Carefree Surfer, but only the non-enchanted version
Either way, this is too unique of an ability not to mention, but the main problem with "halve their life" abilities is that they can never outright kill a player
Apple of Eden, Isu Relic I dont entirely understand how this card is supposed to be used effectively, although someone is going to put it in their Karnboard
This Warhammer banger sees regular play all the way up in cEDH, on account of its potent combination of abilities
You could theoretically prevent the damage from my Cinderbones via Carom and redirect that -1/-1 counter to an opponents creature instead
Their signature attack, 1,000 Needles, is an annoyingly gimmicky attack that deals 1000 damage and ignores all defense, and of course, this is the move designers have chosen to bring to its Magic: The Gathering card