(It's an artifact with " , , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Sacrifice three Foods: Return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand
Not only are they less likely to have the other creatures needed to crew their new vehicle, but the fact they become a vehicle and lose all other card types also knocks every other equipment and aura that's already on them
They often care about stealing cards from other players and/or artifacts and Treasure tokens to flavorfully depict the plundering and valuable loot that these scallywags are all about
If your opponent shocks themself with their lands or Thoughtseize, or they pay life to draw cards, its a whole different ballpark
What is the Difference Between Mana Cost and Mana Value
Sort of like having a hamster power a lightbulb, except that the hamster has the potential energy of uranium