What I'm trying to say is that the early text misunderstood that "By paying 500 LP, you can summon a monster from your hand, ignoring the summoning conditions." Both the misunderstanding effect and the true effect are broken
You can destroy the monarch designation with Naturalize 2
Its Tenacious Tail attack deals 60 damage times the number of ex Pokemon your opponent controls, so against a full board, you can reach 360 damage with one Colorless Energy
R Rare Ocean of Regeneration X SPELL Continuous You can target 1 WATER monster with 1000 or less ATK in your GY
And there are permanents that alter the text of other permanents, often in blue, from Balduvian Shaman and Swirl the Mists up to effects like Unable to Scream and Imprisoned in the Moon
Throw mythics at them, enjoy watching all their blockers die to Sweltering Suns before they take seven angry Dinosaur damage, and dont lose to Settle the Wreckage for no reason