I Bleached My Butthole For This? - Unisex T-shirt Procrastination bartenders

bartenders

and shock value is kind of our thing

- Unique distressed elements for added character

Because subtlety is optional — confidence is not

or setting boundaries

I Bleached My Butthole For This? - Unisex T-shirt Procrastination bartendersYou prepared. You committed. And THIS is what you got? Our I Bleached My Butthole For This design is unapologetic, jaw dropping, and guaranteed to stop conversations mid sip. Its crude humor done right bold type, zero filter, and maximum confidence. At Swanky Unicorn, we believe in fearless self expression. This tee is for the ones who dont blush they escalate. The ones who understand that sometimes the punchline hits harder when you dont see it