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This is a gag gift that has a second layer
But it documents it
this rhyming catastrophe drags you through a wild ride of inappropriate hilarity
Got a weird
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Doug the carpet munching pug (Signed Copy) Satire This is a gag giftMeet Doug, the pug with a passion so specific, its downright absurd. Doug the Carpet Munching Pug takes you on a hilariously inappropriate journey through the life of a dog whos more interested in destroying floor decor than chasing tennis balls. If youve ever wondered, Can a dog develop an obsession with carpet fibers? the answer is a resounding (and cringeworthy) yes. Doug isnt just a carpet muncher; hes a carpet devouring connoisseur. From the
