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this shirt is guaranteed to leave your potential non-musician suitors in a state of confusion that will spiral into an abyss of deep introspection and self-doubt
" and then go back to their shift at Red Lobster
Show the world the self-deprecating cynic in you by doubling down on your support of pizza delivery drivers in their pursuit of higher education
Just watch out for Smaug
they'll just think to themselves "Why does that person have a trumpet on their shirt
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