Targeted Trombone - Heavy Cotton Tee Cotton Throw in a pun and

Throw in a pun and everyone will be calling you "dad" before you know it

so please wear this instead for your own safety

you are guaranteed to spark a heated debate with your fellow jazz fam about why Fuller didn't make the cut

then look no further

we will wear this shirt and remind the world of the OG music monster

Targeted Trombone - Heavy Cotton Tee Cotton Throw in a pun andIf you're headed to the boonies for a gig anytime soon, you're going to need something to help blend in with the local flavor. With this pice de rsistance, you'll be striking up a conversation with a grandpa (who happens to be a retired forklift operator, a Sagitarrius, and shouldn't be messed with as expressed explicitly on his own targeted shirt) in no time! So open carry your ankle strapped soprano trombones and mouthpiece sash with confidence next