Goblin Piledriver [Onslaught] Control Point Premium creatures get +1/+1

Premium creatures get +1/+1

and I *have* tried

Set: Legends Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U} All damage that would be dealt this turn by target sorcery spell is dealt to that spell's controller instead

Set: Foreign Black Border Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{B} Search your library for a card

Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn

Goblin Piledriver [Onslaught] Control Point Premium creatures get +1/+1Set: Onslaught Type: Creature Goblin Warrior Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R} Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.) Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2 +0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin. Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.